The golden days of complimentary in-flight champagne and cushy sleeping car coaches on the Orient Express are largely behind us. Say hello to $50 “leg room upgrade” fees and bedbug-infested hotels. What’s a weary, frustrated traveler to do? Ask Joey Green for advice, that’s what! A lifelong world explorer, Green has collected more than a hundred of his best travel hacks to rescue your hard-earned vacation using common, easily-found products. Some of the tips may seem goofy at first but work in a pinch. Insert tampon ear plugs and ignore the stares—enveloped in silence, you can enjoy reading this book’s numerous entertaining sidebars and fascinating pieces of travel trivia, comforted in knowing that you will never see, or hear, those fellow passengers ever again.

 

"Virtually every page is full of handy advice." —Chicago Tribune

"The humor and goofiness here makes the book endearing and indeed something to tell the friends about." —Examiner.com

"Packed with practical tips." —Forbes.com

 “Green’s humorous take on uncertain circumstances will keep you both amused and prepared for the worst.” —Highlands Today

"Offering a wealth of practical tips, tricks and techniques for the traveler, Last-Minute Travel Secrets is very highly recommended for personal reading lists and community library Travel Guide collections." —Midwest Book Review

“Don’t leave for a trip without either reading this book or tossing it in your backpack or suitcase…” —The Backwoodsman Magazine